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PHONE PHREAK (iPHONE 6)
TR-9363A
The PHREAKY automatic bill change! Nothing to palm, ditch, or steal. Everything can be examined! "This is literally the best idea involving a cell phone I've ever seen. Versatile, visual, and the method is revolutionary.
$44.95
STATIC MARKER
TR-5632A
Every magician dreams about owning a magic device that will be always in their pocket, ready to amaze people without any preparation. Do you really want to shock people? This is Static Marker. You will use this marker every day. We
$29.95
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BLOODY PAD
Soak the pad with the included BLOOD! A nice little treat to leave around the bathroom...Scare your friends. It's HORRIBLE!
JO-0375
$2.00

CONDOM NUT--PACKAGE OF TWO
Yup-it's a REAL condom inside a REAL hazelnut! Two per package. These nuts look so normal, your friends won't know what's up. Fun at parties, work, or just about anywhere. Offer them to friends as "rubber nuts" that
JO-0354
$3.95

FILTHY PHRASES
WARNING: Cursing can be fun! Hide this remote controlled device in a place that can't be seen and hear tasteless words from up to 50 ft. away. Use Filthy Phrases as your weapon to get even with all those aggravating people that really "P" you off.
JO-0419
$24.95

INSTANT PECKER
Drop one of these peckers in a glass of water and watch it "swell" up to 400%. Remove from water and it becomes dinky again. Do not attempt to use this as a flotation device.
JO-0117
$2.00

MAJOR PUBES
Major Pubes represents one of the best tighty whitie underwear gag gifts on the market. This "hair overgrowth" is the perfect gift for any occasion that requires a laugh. It’s a great gag gift for 20 or 30 something
JO-0476
$14.95

PARTY GIRL LIPSTICK
For adults only, because this one doesn't have lipstick in the tube…it has something much more "manly". Perfect gag gift for bachelorette parties, etc.
JO-0047
$2.00

S.I.B.S BRUSH
The perfect gift for the ***hole in your life! The S.I.B.S. Brush --(Spontaneous Itchy Butthole Syndrom) comes in "One Size Fits Most', is dishwasher safe, and even has a new Splash Guard! Get one for your all your friends (joke i
JO-0460
$7.95

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