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ROPE TO THREE SILKS
TR-9841
A soft rope stands vertically at the magician's command! Then the rope transforms into 3 colored silks! Easy to perform. Rope is 23" long, silks about 19" long.
$19.95
SUPER HOLE
TR-9781
A trip to the 4th dimension right in front of your spectators Black holes have the property of absorbing everything that comes in contact with them. Some say that they are doors in time and space that allow passage from o
$39.95
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BLOODY PAD
Soak the pad with the included BLOOD! A nice little treat to leave around the bathroom...Scare your friends. It's HORRIBLE!
JO-0375
$2.00

BOOGER NOSE
The little green “bubble” that hangs from your nose is just disgusting! Why don’t you blow your nose? Nobody knows that it’s just a piece of plastic.
JO-0142
$2.00

DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK
Proof of my favorite old homework excuse! A pile of dog doo mixed with note paper--professor poochie strikes again!
JO-0342
$3.00

DOG DUN IT
Still one of the classic gags of all time! Place it on the floor - "Poochy gets the blame". Fun for all. Soft rubber. Sure to get the laughs.
JO-0298
$2.00

DOGGONIT
Did Spot have an accident? Sure looks like it when you leave this realistic-looking phoney doo on the floor for some big laughs.
JO-0090
$3.00

DOGGY DONE IT!
A classic is back in a new form. When it comes to fake dog crap, this is one of the finest examples on the market. Yep, fake dog poop is popular all around the world and this stuff looks like Rover just finished
JO-0307
$2.95

FAKE FLIES
These huge realistic plastic flies look like they could carry off a whole hamburger. Nasty looking with translucent wings, these flies are guaranteed to make any one think twice before swatting them away.
JO-0026
$2.00

FAKE VOMIT
Oops! Looks like someone lost their lunch! Classic gag might actually make them gag!
JO-0193
$2.50

FART STOPPERS
If you think "life's a gas", then keep it to yourself! You'll stop the whoppers with these stoppers. You'll also help to eliminate gas leakage without making a big stink about it. Environmentally safe for the rest of us, if used properly. Sure to get
JO-0176
$2.00

JUMBO COCKROACH
The mother of all insects! This big bug will send chills up the spine of the exterminator! It's a half a foot long with a suction cup on its belly!
JO-0407
$3.95

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