PLEASE NOTE: Midwest Magic is the largest magic shop in the world.
Unlike many of our competitors, we do not list items on our site
(unless noted, and with very rare exception)
that we do not have on hand and available for shipment!
Never be at a loss for words again, you HOPELESS SLOBBER GOBLIN! With 54,872 ridiculous insult combinations, you will have enough zingers for every day for the rest of your life! Oh, yeah, it's a calendar too!