From the introduction: "This is not my first book of cabaret and floor show material and will probably not be my last, because the demand for this type of magic and comedy far exceeds the supply - but don't worry - I'm still working on it night and day! In this modest volume will be found bits, tricks, patter and routines for every type of cabaret performer, magician, compere, comedian, ventriloquist, comedienne or layabout! Some of the material is unsuitable for use at a Vicar's tea party, but then, had you wanted that sort of material, you would have chosen one of my many other available titles. This does not mean that the material herein is particularly subtle or sophisticated. Far from it, and it is a mistake to be over-subtle in cabaret, whatever preconceived ideas you may have about it. Some of the most successful cabaret performers have been very much down to earth in style and delivery. I hope that you personally will make a big hit using material from these pages. Come to think of it, I hope that you will make a big hit anyway, whatever material you use!" Contents include: Going to a stag Party, Floorshow Funliners, Ridiculous Rhymes, Lead-In for 'Rice Bowls', Cabaret Cards to Pocket, Broken and Restored Wand or Cane, Portfolio to Floor Show Table (this one is worth the price of the whole book - the complete plans to transform instantly a little folder into a table!), A Quick Tour of the Chorus Girls' Dressing Room, Lead-In for Linking Rings, So This is Cabaret?, Song Parodies, Presentation Ideas for Cabaret, Cabaret Color-Changing Wand and Silk, A Striking Comedy Wand, and New Super 'Whiskers-Card'.