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REJOINED EXPRESS
TR-9915
João Miranda and Julio Montoro released the original Rejoined back in 2016, and it was a best seller with over 5000 units sold worldwide. Now introducing its "brother," Rejoined Express, a visual and original restored effect
$39.95
P..P..PREDICTION NOTE
TR-9921
You surely have seen forced selections, but have you ever seen three things that you can force? Such an item would really take forcing to another level, and Himitsu Magic has really done it! For the audience, it is enough to predict
$29.95
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JOKES & GAGS  >  Adult Humor
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BLOODY PAD
Soak the pad with the included BLOOD! A nice little treat to leave around the bathroom...Scare your friends. It's HORRIBLE!
JO-0375
$2.00

CONDOM NUT--PACKAGE OF TWO
Yup-it's a REAL condom inside a REAL hazelnut! Two per package. These nuts look so normal, your friends won't know what's up. Fun at parties, work, or just about anywhere. Offer them to friends as "rubber nuts" that
JO-0354
$3.95

FILTHY PHRASES
WARNING: Cursing can be fun! Hide this remote controlled device in a place that can't be seen and hear tasteless words from up to 50 ft. away. Use Filthy Phrases as your weapon to get even with all those aggravating people that really "P" you off.
JO-0419
$24.95

INSTANT PECKER
Drop one of these peckers in a glass of water and watch it "swell" up to 400%. Remove from water and it becomes dinky again. Do not attempt to use this as a flotation device.
JO-0117
$2.00

MAJOR PUBES
Major Pubes represents one of the best tighty whitie underwear gag gifts on the market. This "hair overgrowth" is the perfect gift for any occasion that requires a laugh. It’s a great gag gift for 20 or 30 something
JO-0476
$14.95

PARTY GIRL LIPSTICK
For adults only, because this one doesn't have lipstick in the tube…it has something much more "manly". Perfect gag gift for bachelorette parties, etc.
JO-0047
$2.00

S.I.B.S BRUSH
The perfect gift for the ***hole in your life! The S.I.B.S. Brush --(Spontaneous Itchy Butthole Syndrom) comes in "One Size Fits Most', is dishwasher safe, and even has a new Splash Guard! Get one for your all your friends (joke i
JO-0460
$7.95

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