Proof of my favorite old homework excuse! A pile of dog doo mixed with note paper--professor poochie strikes again!

A classic is back in a new form. When it comes to fake dog crap, this is one of the finest examples on the market. Yep, fake dog poop is popular all around the world and this stuff looks like Rover just finished

Wanna look even goofier than you do now? Put one of these in your mouth…a single row of goofy looking teeth.

Comes as a powder in a test tube, take just a tiny capful, add water and watch it puff up into a mound of instant artificial snow! Dr. Wacko's mad lab magic snow is completely safe and non-toxic, but it is not for eating. It

Bring out your inner fairy with these light up Fairy Wings! With a flip of the switch the blinking LEDs help create a flitting fairy fantasy!

Looks like something that would have been whipped up at Fannie Mae…but NO! These fine chocolates were produced not in a kitchen, but out of rubber! Fool your friends and family with these realistic phoney candies…and get a big laugh

A package of four eyeballs (no--they're not real…only plastic!) that you can use to gross out your friends by pretending to pull out of your own eye socket, leave around the house, put

These fake garment tags are actually stickers and feature some off-color jokes pertaining to the fabric of the garment. Each set includes three stickers.

Place the butterfly in a book, greeting card, or under an object. When released, watch it fly high up to 20 feet in the air! Use again and again.

These ears will put Alfred E. Newman to shame. They're ENORMOUS! Wear them just for fun and laughs, or as a terrific clown accessory.