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FART STOPPERS
If you think "life's a gas", then keep it to yourself! You'll stop the whoppers with these stoppers. You'll also help to eliminate gas leakage without making a big stink about it. Environmentally safe for the rest of us, if used properly. Sure to get
JO-0176
$2.00

JUMBO COCKROACH
The mother of all insects! This big bug will send chills up the spine of the exterminator! It's a half a foot long with a suction cup on its belly!
JO-0407
$3.95

KITTY CRAP
This is a great gag to play on someone who owns a cat, and an even better gag to play on someone who hates cats.
JO-0046
$2.00

MAJOR PUBES
Major Pubes represents one of the best tighty whitie underwear gag gifts on the market. This "hair overgrowth" is the perfect gift for any occasion that requires a laugh. It’s a great gag gift for 20 or 30 something
JO-0476
$14.95

MOLDY SANDWICH BAGS
JO-0446
$5.95

MONSTER POO
The original floating poo! Drop this in a swimming pool, baby's bath, toilet or more. This is one giant turd complete with a moldy peanut stuck in it. If your business is in a resort area with plenty of swimming pools - this is a hot
JO-0490
$3.95

OBAMA TOILET PAPER
If that's where you really think Obama belongs…let him do his "new" job! All Funny Toilet Papers are fully printed throughout the entire roll and fully functional.
JO-0445
$5.95

PARTY POOPER
Spark up your bathroom. Place this realistic "party pooper" on the toilet seat. Stand outside the bathroom door and watch the strange look on the face of your unsuspecting victim as he walks out. Blame it on the doggie! A real mess! Can
JO-0454
$2.95

PET PUKE
Fake pet puke is a sure fire way to get laughs. Please don't let the cat get in trouble though. Because this puke is plastic, it can be used again and again and again. For best results, use when guests are over.
JO-0049
$2.00

POO DOO
This stuff is GREAT! Slimy, sticky, bouncy, twisty, squishy, and stretchy! Perfect for kids! Even better as a gift for your favorite adult! You might want to stock up on PooDoo!
JO-0538
$4.95

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