The more you wash, the blacker you get. Leave one in the bathroom. Washes off with water.

Made of real glass! Drips as you drink. The small hidden holes allow drops of liquid to leak on to your victim as he drinks.

Drips as you drink! The small hidden holes allow drops of liquid to leak on to your victim as he drinks. Made of unbreakable plastic.

Stick it anywhere and watch them squirm. Looks just like the real thing.

If that's where you really think Obama belongs…let him do his "new" job! All Funny Toilet Papers are fully printed throughout the entire roll and fully functional.

Another mess--oh no! Mom will think she's going to have to clean up after you yet again when she sees this nail polish spilled all over the counter…but despite how it looks, it's not real! Great joke to play on your family or friends.

Looks just like spilled Ketchup on a table. Set it anywhere and fool them!

Lay this on their best table and they'll have a fit. Looks like a wet paint brush spilled all over!

A novel joke pen. You pretend to write with it, and it does not write. So you scribble with it on a table cloth or someone's shirt to start the ink flowing. The pen leaves a clear black mark. Just when the owner of the shirt or