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DIRTY FACE SOAP
The more you wash, the blacker you get. Leave one in the bathroom. Washes off with water.
JO-0014
$2.00

DRIBBLE GLASS--GLASS
Made of real glass! Drips as you drink. The small hidden holes allow drops of liquid to leak on to your victim as he drinks.
JO-0086
$7.50

DRIBBLE GLASS--PLASTIC
Drips as you drink! The small hidden holes allow drops of liquid to leak on to your victim as he drinks. Made of unbreakable plastic.
JO-0087
$3.00

FAKE CHEWED GUM
Stick it anywhere and watch them squirm. Looks just like the real thing.
JO-0024
$2.00

OBAMA TOILET PAPER
If that's where you really think Obama belongs…let him do his "new" job! All Funny Toilet Papers are fully printed throughout the entire roll and fully functional.
JO-0445
$5.95

OOPS! FAKE NAIL POLISH SPILL
Another mess--oh no! Mom will think she's going to have to clean up after you yet again when she sees this nail polish spilled all over the counter…but despite how it looks, it's not real! Great joke to play on your family or friends.
JO-0437
$2.95

OOPS! FAKE TOOTHEPASTE SPILL
Another mess--oh no! Mom will think she's going to have to clean up after you yet again when she sees this toothpaste tube on the counter with a gob of toothpaste squirted out all over.
JO-0436
$2.95

SPILLED KETCHUP
Looks just like spilled Ketchup on a table. Set it anywhere and fool them!
JO-0440
$2.00

SPILLED PAINT
Lay this on their best table and they'll have a fit. Looks like a wet paint brush spilled all over!
JO-0473
$3.95

VANISHING MARK PEN
A novel joke pen. You pretend to write with it, and it does not write. So you scribble with it on a table cloth or someone's shirt to start the ink flowing. The pen leaves a clear black mark. Just when the owner of the shirt or
TR-3681
$3.95

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