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TEX-ASS
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TEX-ASS
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TEX-ASS
Item #:
JO-0398
Author/Artist:
JEST for FUN!
Price/ea:
$12.95
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Tex-ASS is a two-stage smell. At first it smells like a BBQ. But then the ol' familiar ASS smell starts to take over. To experience fully our Tex-ASS product, we highly recommend the streaming tip bottle. The Tex-ASS streaming tip bottle streams out silently in a nearly clear liquid. At first, it smells like a caterer has just walked through with a dozen BBQ rib platters. After 10-15 minutes, the BBQ smell begins to dissipate and the ol' familiar ASS stink starts to take over. The end result is a a powerful smokey, butt smell that can last for hours. Apply Tex-ASS to any surface. Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle.
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Tex-ASS is a two-stage smell.  At first it smells like a BBQ.  But then the ol' familiar ASS smell starts to take over.  To experience fully our Tex-ASS product, we highly recommend the streaming tip bottle.  The Tex-ASS streaming
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