The cruelest thing to happen at the workplace since cubicles! Introducing the teeth chattering, flinch-inducing, spine-tingling Poor Boy Paper Cut! Ask a coworker for a sticky note (or give your spectator a pack of sticky notes and have them select one), fold it in half, and say that you're going to paper cut your EYE! Imagine the paper sliding against your fragile paper-thin lens, sawing its way to your cornea. The spectator cringes, and tries to talk you out of it. You agree and offer to paper cut THEIR EYE! Um, no... There's no way that's going to happen, so you offer to cut your tongue instead... and instantly slice the paper razor blade across your tongue, leaving a blood trail the whole way! With your spectator in total shock, you cut your wrist, hand, neck, and face! Blood everywhere, but totally fake! Tell your audience that, really, it looks worse than it is. To prove it, take your spectator by the arm and cut the back of their hand too! See... doesn't hurt a bit. Very Stunning (or is that stomach-turning?)