So many lines, so little time! You want one-liners? You've come to the right place! Keith Cobb, a magician and clown who has been performing in Chicago for over ten years, has written and compiled this "Double Book" of laughs. Half "Rhetorical Questions, half "Exceptions to the Rules", and half just plain nuts! Two comedy books in one. The first half is Exceptions to the Rules, common rules and phrases that are taken and twisted. Some examples are "Early to bed early to rise...makes you miss all the good movies on cable." or "Take time to smell the flowers...before you look at the guy in the box." The second half is Rhetorical Questions, silly questions designed to make you laugh and think, not necessarily in that order. "Why has the metric system only caught on with the drug dealers?" or "If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?" There are lines for all occasions...get a copy and get the laughs.